. The governor's new-found conscience might well cost him the election, though. That is, until he undergoes a radical personality shift during a bloody military action in the Balkans. Now it's just three weeks before the election and marlon is suddenly talking about "issues" and "reform" as he crosses the length and breadth of his home state with an amnesiac speechwriter and a chief of staff who turns catatonic in the presence of minorities.
Hammerhead Ranch Motel Serge Storms series Book 2William Morrow #ad - Leave your rational mind at home and come well armed. There's a room with your number on it at the Hammerhead Ranch Motel. Storms -- who has stopped keeping up with his meds -- is still looking for a briefcase stuffed with five million dollars. And is now capable of wreaking more havoc than hurricane Rolando-berto, the big wind gathering force offshore, just waiting for the opportunity to blow everything straight to hell.
Pack up your bags and head south to sunny Florida. And just down the row, local historian and spree killer Serge A. There's a different schemer or slimeball behind every door: cocaine duckpins who have survived only by the dumbest fortune, hard-luck gigolos desperate to score, undercover cops busting undercover cops who are running sting operations on undercover cops.
Triggerfish Twist Serge Storms series Book 4William Morrow #ad - It's got overly aggressive Little League parents, drug-free Rastafarians, homicidal hookers, unnatural sex and casual violence. So it's only a matter of time before Jim up and actually kills somebody. But this isn't living -- it's Florida and the neighborhood is not quite what it seems. Oh, yes, and there's a psychopathic serial killer-cum-Sunshine-State folklorist named Serge A.
Storms living directly across the street. Ensconced in a lovely tropical villa on idyllic Triggerfish Lane, Jim Davenport anticipates the good life to come.
The Stingray Shuffle Serge Storms series Book 5William Morrow #ad - Storms is off his meds, spoiled frat boys, drug dealers, no one is safe -- not Russian hoods, women's book clubs, Jamaican mobsters, bad Vegas-rejected local lounge acts -- especially when $5 million in cash in a bugged suitcase is still racing up and down the Eastern Seaboard. But in the oddball circus known as the Sunshine State, little things like astronomical body counts tend to get lost in the shuffle.
When serial-killing local Florida historian Serge A.
Cadillac Beach: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 6William Morrow #ad - It's all good. And busting out of Chattahoochee State Hospital. Without his meds! the thrill-killing floridaphile needs to get to the bottom of his bookie grandad's bizarre 1964 death -- not to mention launch "Serge & Lenny's Florida Experience, " the new Miami specialty tour venture he's cooked up with his best brain-dead druggie-buddy.
Storms, anyway. Not so much for anyone else. For serge A.
Florida Roadkill: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 1William Morrow #ad - Coleman wants more drugs. Serge wants the suitcase. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Hot stripper sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's sean and david, who love fishing and are kind to animals -- and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money.
And the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. In the meantime, space shuttle, there's murder by gun, Barbie doll, and Levi's 501s. In other words, welcome to Tim Dorsey's Florida -- where nobody gets out unscathed and untanned! .
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8William Morrow #ad - . Much more. How is the japanese mafia involved? the alabama mafia? is the castrating cult throwing a membership party? Will Coleman survive his binge at the Belushi hotel? Who can defuse the nuclear bomb? It all comes crashing together in a breathtaking climactic sequence that prompts an enthusiastic Serge to proclaim: "Two thumbs way, way up!"So come on in and grab a seat.
. The show's about to start. And intrigue. Meanwhile, in burbank, production of what may become the most expensive flop in Tinseltown history is interrupted by the brazen abduction of the female lead. Meanwhile, a couple of midwestern dreamers head west for their shot at fame—and find it at the center of a celebrity murder investigation.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8 #ad - And even more meanwhile, casting-couch perversion, infamous studio heads Ian and Mel Glick continue to produce juggernaut high-grossing dreck, and cocaine hijinks. But there's more. But, of course, being Serge, his mission is sidetracked by perpetual detours to irresistible celluloid landmarks . And he wants answers! why aren't more films shot here? how come the ones that are stink so bad? And what's up with filming "Florida" scenes in California? Then there's the cryptic message from his grandfather, Sergio, telling him to go to Los Angeles to uncover a mysterious secret from the distant past.
It's too much of a coincidence.
Hurricane Punch Serge Storms series Book 9William Morrow #ad - But as serge and his burnout buddy Coleman go storm-chasing, bodies begin turning up at a disturbing rate, even by Florida standards. And he vows he'll stop at nothing to unmask his thrill-killing rival and make All Things Right—though Coleman's triathlete approach to the sport of polyabuse binging threatens to derail the mission more completely than the entire combined Sunshine State police community could ever hope to.
That lovable, under-undermedicated dispenser of truth, justice, and trivia is back with a vengeance—just as his cherished home state is about to take a beating from a conga line of hurricanes bearing down on the peninsula. It looks like a serial killer is on the loose—another serial killer—which highly offends Serge's moral sensibilities.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10William Morrow #ad - Then there's good ol' jim davenport, the accidental virgin, the E-Team, and Johnny Vegas, the Diaz Brothers, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane. It's reunion time in the sunshine state, the mcgraws, and we're not just talking the family jamboree of that blood-soaked criminal clan, whose nastiest, meanest member is finally released from prison and heads south bent on revenge.
But wait! there's more on the horizon! who is the oddly familiar femme fatale named rachael? is serge wrong that guns, drugs, and strippers don't mix? What sets the Non-Confrontationalists off on a rampage? What finally brings Coleman and Lenny together? Will they succeed in building the biggest bong ever? And can Serge surf a rogue wave to victory?So batten the hatches, don the life jackets, and take cover as all these questions and more are answered in the latest adventure from the acclaimed author of Hurricane Punch.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10 #ad - So is coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered. On top of it all, the government is covering up a growing list of mysterious victims across Florida who may or may not be connected to a nefarious plot being hatched against national security. Why is everyone rushing to flee Tampa on a cruise ship to hell?Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs.
Torpedo Juice Serge Storms series Book 7William Morrow #ad - Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married. The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A. So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms. But for serge, swindlers, "getting hitched" doesn't necessarily mean "settling down" -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.
Right. And finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way.
Electric Barracuda: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 13William Morrow #ad - This time serge is a fugitive running from the police, and murder and mayhem have never been more over-the-top hilarious. Tim dorsey’s Electric Barracuda is not to be missed. Storms can rejoice. He’s back in electric barracuda—the latest outrageous romp through the Sunshine State by Tim Dorsey, master of the zany crime thriller.
Dorsey differs from writers such as Carl Hiassen, James Hall, and Elmore Leonard…These guys fire bullets. The miami herald put it best: “Nobody, but nobody, writes like this guy. ”. Dorsey makes sure his gun is filled with hollow-point. Sarasota herald tribuneReaders who can’t get enough of lovable serial killer Serge A.